How You Ended up Dating Your Cosmetic Surgeon

ems like life is full of rules, right? After all, if nogot back to your office you did an Internet
one followed any rules, the world would be full ofsearch on him.
chaos. Wait a minute, the world is already prettyWell, it turns out that he has a website. He's
chaotic, so that doesn't make to much sense tocertified and well-educated, and incredibly
you. Oh, you're generally a "good girl", but when ithandsome. You just love his distinguished grey
comes to your heart, you don't follow any rules.hairs. In his biography, he mentions that he
You definitely broke that patient/doctorspecializes in facelifts (hey, eyes are on the face
professionalism rule when you started dating your– perfect!) and Botox injections. You know
cosmetic surgeon. Hey, if it isn't hurting anyone,that Botox can be done during a lunch hour (so
why should it make any difference? Besides, howmuch for the eyelift for the time being), so
you two got together makes for a greatyou've decided that this would be the perfect
romance story – really, you're thinking ofopportunity to meet him.
having it published. Yes, it's that good.You make an appointment for a consultation, and
It all started a few months ago, when you wereon the day of your appointment you enter his
actively looking for a cosmetic surgeon to fixoffice in your best outfit. While waiting for him
your drooping eyelid. You were really tired ofyou make a special note to smudge your makeup
walking around holding it up all the time. Whena little – if he's detail-oriented, then he'll
people would give you a funny look, you'd justnotice your mistake, which is the sign of a good
look right back at them and say you haddoctor.
extreme seasonal allergies.When he walks through the door, your heart
Anyway, you figured that you might as well get askips a beat – this is a good sign.
complete eyelift while you were at it, since youHowever, he starts off being really very
weren't too thrilled with the wrinkles appearing atprofessional, which isn't a good sign. He notices
the corners of your eyes. You checked thethe smudged makeup, and gently fixes it with a
credentials of every cosmetic surgeon you couldtissue. You thank him, and tell him that it's a good
find, and none of them seemed to appeal to you.thing you only work down the hall. This gets you
That is, until you found the cosmetic surgeon whotwo talking, and you just know that he's "the
stole your heart. It happened quite suddenly,one". You technically started dating after your
actually. You work in a large medical building, andBotox procedure was over and you weren't his
while walking to lunch one day you noticed thatpatient anymore, so that's not breaking any rules,
there was a new doctor's office. You're nosy, soright?
you made note of his name, and as soon as you